Ahem, ahem… Oh, eternal misery and sadness of existence, angst and pain and suffering in general, how terrible life is and how unlucky I am, woe is me, woe is me, there is naught but suffering in my life, how fortunate are the dead to have been freed from the chains of suffering that are tied to being alive! Uh, you’ve realized? I thought the fact there’s only words would fool you, but I guess you’re too sharp. But I kinda sounded like him, didn’t I? I never really read his mind, but I can tell he’s always crying inside that brain box of his. This one time, the story will be told by no one other than the fallen angel mentioned in the title, Fannel the Radiant!